Alan Orth
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My theme now uses a few of Hugo's internal metadata templates and the convention there is to look for an "images" array in front matter.
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date = "2016-09-14T09:36:00+03:00"
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title = "Eid Mubarak in Your Neighborhood Dumpster"
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slug = "eid-mubarak-neighborhood-dumpster"
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aliases = ["/2016/09/eid-mubarak-in-your-neighborhood-dumpster/"]
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author = "Alan Orth"
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tags = ["Eid", "Sheep", "Amman"]
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description = "Happy Eid to the lazy bastard who threw his sheep carcass into our local dumpster."
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images = ["/2016/09/sheep-dumpster-eid-al-adha.jpg"]
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{{< figure src="/2016/09/sheep-dumpster-eid-al-adha.jpg" title="Sheep carcass lazily discarded in neighborhood dumpster" alt="Sheep carcass lazily discarded in neighborhood dumpster" >}}
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As Muslims around the world are busy wishing each other a blessed [Eid al-Adha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Adha), some poor bastard has to clean up this lazily discarded sheep carcass from my local dumpster (note the entrails spilled below). Keep it classy, Jordan.
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