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date = "2016-09-14T09:36:00+03:00"
title = "Eid Mubarak in Your Neighborhood Dumpster"
slug = "eid-mubarak-neighborhood-dumpster"
author = "Alan Orth"
tags = ['Eid', 'Sheep']
description = "Happy Eid to the lazy bastard who threw his sheep carcass into our local dumpster."
image = "/2016/09/sheep-dumpster-eid-al-adha.jpg"
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As Muslims around the world are busy wishing each other a blessed [Eid al-Adha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Adha), some poor bastard has to clean up this lazily discarded sheep carcass from my local dumpster (note the entrails spilled below). Keep it classy, Jordan.
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			`date = "2016-09-14T09:36:00+03:00"`
			`title = "Eid Mubarak in Your Neighborhood Dumpster"`
			`slug = "eid-mubarak-neighborhood-dumpster"`
			`author = "Alan Orth"`
			`tags = ['Eid', 'Sheep']`
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			`As Muslims around the world are busy wishing each other a blessed [Eid al-Adha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Adha), some poor bastard has to clean up this lazily discarded sheep carcass from my local dumpster (note the entrails spilled below). Keep it classy, Jordan.`